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This lightweight jersey tee carries a playful, honest message that lands with a wink. Wear it on easy mornings when you need a little boundary-setting humor—short errands, coffee runs, or casual meetups. The soft Airlume combed cotton feels cool against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and a retail fit. A ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash, while the tear-away label eliminates itch. Whether you’re running the day or politely declining extra favors, this shirt reads like a friendly, confident note from someone who appreciates clear limits and good design.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Retail fit with side seams for a tidy, structured drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Print options: crisp DTF or vibrant DTG for detailed, long-lasting graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I Can Only Please One Person Each Day T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Tee
$16.13
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Retail fit with side seams for a tidy, structured drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Print options: crisp DTF or vibrant DTG for detailed, long-lasting graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean