Life Is Too Short For Ugly Men & Slow Horses T-Shirt
Charcoal / XS
$14.11
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This lightweight softstyle tee carries a sharp sense of humor with confidence. The short, bold slogan—“Life Is Too Short For Ugly Men And Slow Horses”—lands like a wink and starts conversations. Worn by someone who values quick wit and a bit of irreverence, the shirt slips easily into days on the road, nights at the pub, or casual weekends at the stables. It feels smooth against the skin and drapes with a classic crew silhouette that reads clean and unfussy. The understated Natural option shows subtle flecks of unprocessed cotton for a lived-in, honest look, while crisp printing keeps the message legible and striking. This is a shirt for people who move fast, laugh loud, and don’t apologize for saying what they think—whether that’s at a barn meet-up, a country fair, or a road-trip stop where stories get taller as the miles pass.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape retention
- DTG/DTF printing options keep the bold slogan crisp on body and sleeve accents
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Life Is Too Short For Ugly Men & Slow Horses T-Shirt
$14.11
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape retention
- DTG/DTF printing options keep the bold slogan crisp on body and sleeve accents
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors